Script

Script:

Gavin (G): Can we sit down for a minute, its like, my backs killing, oh please

Romeo (R): Why do you always want to stop?

G: You know you want to sit down as well

R:...

G: It cause I have a...in my back

R: Don’t you have any stamina in your body

G: yeah, besides you look tired as well, don’t just blame it all on me

R: I got a lot of stamina in my body, I can tell you that now

G: It’s all right out here int it

R: It’s all right, I wouldn’t be all the way out here if it wasn’t all right

G: It’s quite nice

R: The fresh air

G: I’d like to build a house out here

R: You talk a lot of bullocks don’t you

G: Go on then you talk then

R: I have been talking

G: About what

R: About you talking a load of bullocks

G: Well talk about something else, (pause) Exactly

CM: Hya lads, what can I get you

R: Erm, I’ll have a large bag of chips, a beef pie, and 2 small kiddies portions of chips

CM: So you want a large portion of chips and two kiddies

R: Yeah

CM: We do family sized for just a third extra, it’s about 90 pence         

R: Oh yeah family, yeah family bag

CM: Do you want this family bag open or wrapped

R: Open please

CM: What about you do you want this kiddies...

R: Aye aye he’s not having any, there not for him, It’s for my sister and mum

G: Come on just a few

R: Aye if you want chips, you bring money, I brought money here

G: Oh

(G looks over R for chips, R knocks him back)

G: Ow

G: I cam’t have any now, can I?

R:...

G: You’ve had loads, you had a beef and mushroom pie and a  bag of chips, and now your pinching your mums.

R: Shut up, I’m doing this to even them out, so no-one complains

R: Look at them, look how small they are, I’m gonna get battered, why have I done it again

G: because you’re fat

R: Your gonna have to stop fricken doing that, my mum doesn’t like it

G: So

(opens door compares chips)